Vidyarthi ke panch lakshan......

DEDICATED TO MY FRIENDS :)

Vidyarthi ke 5 lakshan:

“Kak cheshta-(Inquisitve nature like a crow)

+

bako dhyanam-(concentration of a swan)

+

shwan nidra-(light sleeper like a dog)

+

alpahari-(light eating habit)

+

grihatyagi-(don’t be homely)

haan haan sab milke janwar hi bana do ab ....

But, why should we care??

We are... Engineers not vidyarthi :) khoob khao pio aur Ghode bech ke so sab !!!!! :) :) :)

the equation of life................

Subject: equation

> Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
> Donkey = eat + sleep
>
> Therefore,
> Human = Donkey + work + enjoy
>
> Therefore,
> Human - enjoy = Donkey + work
>
> In other words,
> Human that don't know how to enjoy = Donkey that work
> ============ ========= ========= ========= =========


>
> Equation 2
>
> Men = eat + sleep + earn money
> Donkeys = eat + sleep
>
> Therefore,
> Men = Donkeys + earn money
>
> Therefore,
> Men - earn money = Donkeys
>
> In other words,
> Men that don't earn money = Donkeys
> ============ ========= ========= ========= =========
>

> Equation 3
>
> Women = eat + sleep + spend
> Donkeys = eat + sleep
>
> Therefore,
> Women = Donkeys + spend
>
> Therefore,
> Women - spend = Donkeys
>
> In other words,
> Women that don't spend = Donkeys
> ============ ========= ========= ========= =========
>
> To Conclude:
>
> From Equation 2 and Equation 3
> Men that don't earn money = Women that don't spend.
>
> So, Men earn money not to let women become Donkeys!
> (Postulate 1)
>
> And, Women spend not to let men become Donkeys! (Postulate
> 2)
>
> So, we have?
> Men + Women = Donkeys + earn money + Donkeys + spend money
>
> Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude,
> Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!